Y’all are fucking annoying as hell. You can’t tell me what to do anymore. I am not a little kid anymore. I’m 19 years old, not 11.

suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

(via burtlovesernie)

meladoodle:

speak-no-fuckery:

meladoodle:

i just wanna boyfriend so i can casually slip it into conversations that i have a boyfriend

I just wanna girlfriend so I can casually slip it into my girlfriend

alright you win

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

(via hypocritelol)

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

(Source: theamericangurl, via blowing-dandylions)