First thing’s first, I’m the realest👏👏👏
phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors
mister-curiosity:

lacigreen:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

sassy trojan, damn.  i like

Best condom ads I’ve seen in a while.

virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

(Source: longful, via lifeaccordingtodrew)

always-arousedxxx:

*tilting my hips forward to rub my clit against you as I vigorously ride your throbbing cock*